At the office, everyone knows that when the boss yells “Little Johnny, come here right now!” something funny — or disastrous — is about to happen.
This time, the boss was furious. He had just seen Little Johnny arguing with a customer and was ready to give him an earful. “Johnny,” he shouted, “I’ve told you a thousand times — the customer is always right! Do you understand me?”
“Yes, sir,” Johnny replied quickly, standing at attention. “The customer is always right.”
The boss crossed his arms. “Then tell me — what were you arguing about with that customer?”
Johnny looked serious and said, “Well, sir, he said you’re an idiot.”
The boss froze, eyebrows raised. “And what did you say back?”
Johnny grinned. “I told him he was right.”
The entire office burst into laughter. Even the boss couldn’t hold it in. Sometimes, Little Johnny’s mouth gets him in trouble — but this time, it earned him the biggest laugh of the week!
